Illustration by Matty Newton
Are you ready to boldly go where no therapist has gone before? Great! Because you’re in need and Dr. Carla needs your money. And now, thanks to the stress of the election, she’s in space! Ask Dr. Carla is a hilarious night of improvisational drag comedy starring Portland’s premier drag clown Carla Rossi—she might not have degrees or qualifications, but she has a Galaxy-class starship with a full bar, liability waivers, and a couch with your name on it. Joined by her green-skinned First Officer Svetlana Trantastic, Carla and Svetty welcome a special celebrity ambassador onto the ship each session so you—and they—don’t have to do all the work. Joining them on the Enterprise is none other than all-time Portland drag legend Poison Waters, beaming up as part of her intergalactic tour from Darcelle XV to the stars of Betazed. Ask Dr. Carla: it’s like a late-night talk show, except it’s unlicensed therapy with unhinged drag queens—in space.
Doors at 6:30, show at 7.
Rated PG-13 / R / Don’t bring your children.